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  1. NOT owned/operated by Jim ( 30 )
  2. Washington Sports Team ( 29 )
  3. North Star Mecha-Kaiju ( 27 )
  4. Wiping LeFleur With You ( 26 )
  5. Surrender Cobras ( 24 )
  6. preposterous perpetrators ( 21 )
  7. Squirtle Squad ( 20 )
  8. Blubber Buds ( 18 )
  9. Dharma Initiative ( 15 )
  10. Red Rockets 🚀 ( 14 )
  11. Flying FuckFortress ( 12 )
  12. Brandywine Bandits ( 12 )

Most Injured Teams

  1. NOT owned/operated by Jim ( 30 )
  2. Washington Sports Team ( 29 )
  3. North Star Mecha-Kaiju ( 27 )

Least Injured Teams

  1. Flying FuckFortress ( 12 )
  2. Brandywine Bandits ( 12 )
  3. Red Rockets 🚀 ( 14 )

Seasonal Leaderboard

Surrender Cobras ( 24 )
blarggy

Outpatient

[DL, LB] Jonathan Greenard - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Erick All - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Kendre Miller - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] Cole Bishop - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Drake London - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
[RB] Cam Skattebo - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle

Infirmary

North Star Mecha-Kaiju ( 27 )
drixit1

Outpatient

[DB, LB] Joshua Metellus - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Tucker Kraft - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] Azeez Al-Shaair - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Thumb
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Bucky Irving - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery

Infirmary

[DL] Nnamdi Madubuike - PUP ( 7 )
Flying FuckFortress ( 12 )
RentonRager

Outpatient

[RB] Joe Mixon - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Foot
[QB] Mac Jones - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
[RB] Chris Rodriguez - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Foot
[DB] Charvarius Ward - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Back
  • Injury: Soreness

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Harold Landry - PUP ( 4 )
Blubber Buds ( 18 )
bananapanic

Outpatient

[LB] Jihaad Campbell - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
[DL, LB] Abdul Carter - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Soreness

Infirmary

[DB] Brian Branch - PUP ( 7 ) [DL] Nic Scourton - IR ( 7 )
Wiping LeFleur With You ( 26 )
BenMan217

Outpatient

[LB] Edgerrin Cooper - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
[RB] Najee Harris - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Achilles
[DL] Donovan Ezeiruaku - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Hip
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Zach Ertz - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] Denzel Ward - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Neck
[TE] Luke Musgrave - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed

Infirmary

[DB] Jaycee Horn - PUP ( 4 ) [DL] Josh Sweat - PUP ( 4 )
Brandywine Bandits ( 12 )
DanielWekellis

Outpatient

[DL, LB] Micah Parsons - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] De'Von Achane - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Jerry Jeudy - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Hamstring

Infirmary

Squirtle Squad ( 20 )
smithjon

Outpatient

[LB] Tatum Bethune - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Groin
  • Injury: Strain
[DB] Brandon Jones - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Pectoral
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Devin Neal - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
[WR] Ladd McConkey - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
[QB] Dak Prescott - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Soreness

Infirmary

[RB] Zach Charbonnet - PUP ( 7 )
preposterous perpetrators ( 21 )
MatticusFinch

Outpatient

[DL] Nick Bosa - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Alec Pierce - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Surgery

Infirmary

[RB] Isaac Guerendo - PUP ( 7 ) [LB] T.J. Edwards - PUP ( 4 )
Dharma Initiative ( 15 )
mrmrssmith2014

Outpatient

[WR] Malik Nabers - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[QB] Patrick Mahomes - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] DaRon Bland - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Foot
  • Injury: Surgery

Infirmary

Washington Sports Team ( 29 )
jordyshorty101

Outpatient

[DL] Kobie Turner - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
  • Injury: Cramps
[DB, WR] Travis Hunter - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Surgery
[QB] Michael Penix - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DL] Maxx Crosby - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Harold Fannin - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
[DL] Mason Graham - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Lower Leg

Infirmary

[DB] Kerby Joseph - PUP ( 4 ) [DB] Nick Emmanwori - PUP ( 4 )
Red Rockets 🚀 ( 14 )
kc0n

Outpatient

[QB] Bo Nix - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Tyreek Hill - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Xavier Worthy - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder - Labrum
[DB] Xavier Watts - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed

Infirmary

NOT owned/operated by Jim ( 30 )
owenkelsey

Outpatient

[WR] Darius Slayton - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Abdomen
[WR] Tank Dell - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL + MCL
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] Carson Schwesinger - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
[DL] Jeffery Simmons - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Elbow
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Marvin Harrison - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed

Infirmary

[TE] George Kittle - PUP ( 7 ) [DL] Mykel Williams - PUP ( 7 )