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Most Injured Teams

  1. Red Rockets 🚀
  2. Wiping LeFleur With You
  3. Flying FuckFortress

Least Injured Teams

  1. NOT owned/operated by Jim
  2. Dharma Initiative
  3. High Steel Mecha-Kaiju
Surrender Cobras
blarggy

Outpatient

[QB] Tua Tagovailoa - Q
  • Body Part: Hip
[WR] Michael Pittman - Q
  • Body Part: Back
  • Injury: Fracture

Infirmary

[QB] J.J. McCarthy - IR [WR] Treylon Burks - IR [TE] Erick All - IR [DB] Tyler Nubin - IR [RB] Sincere McCormick - IR [RB] Kenneth Walker - IR [WR] Bub Means - IR
Wiping LeFleur With You
BenMan217

Outpatient

[DL] Sam Hubbard - Q
  • Body Part: Knee - PCL
[RB] David Montgomery - Q
  • Body Part: Knee - MCL
  • Injury: Sprain
[WR] Christian Watson - OUT
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
[DB] Jaycee Horn - Q
  • Body Part: Hip
[DB] Denzel Ward - Q
  • Body Part: Shoulder
[LB] Pete Werner - Q
  • Body Part: Concussion
[WR] Zay Flowers - OUT
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Sprain
[QB] Jordan Love - Q
  • Body Part: Elbow
[LB] Edgerrin Cooper - Q
  • Body Part: Illness
[QB] Malik Willis - Q
  • Body Part: Thumb

Infirmary

[RB] MarShawn Lloyd - IR [DL] Aidan Hutchinson - IR [TE] David Njoku - IR
Brandywine Bandits
DanielWekellis

Outpatient

[LB] Josey Jewell - Q
  • Body Part: Concussion
[RB] Tyjae Spears - Q
  • Body Part: Concussion

Infirmary

[WR] Rondale Moore - IR [LB] Alex Singleton - IR [WR] Roman Wilson - IR [RB] Zamir White - IR [WR] Gabe Davis - IR [LB] Troy Andersen - IR [RB] Nick Chubb - IR [DB] Marcus Jones - IR [DB] Jordan Whitehead - PUP
Dharma Initiative
mrmrssmith2014

Outpatient

[RB] Kendre Miller - Q
  • Body Part: Concussion
[WR] Tee Higgins - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle
[QB] Patrick Mahomes - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Sprain
[DL] Laiatu Latu - Q
  • Body Part: Shoulder

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Bradley Chubb - PUP [WR] Christian Kirk - IR [WR] Chris Olave - IR
Washington Sports Team
jordyshorty101

Outpatient

[LB] Micah McFadden - Q
  • Body Part: Neck
[QB] Geno Smith - Q
  • Body Part: Hip
[DL] Cameron Heyward - Q
  • Body Part: Illness

Infirmary

[LB] Dre Greenlaw - IR [WR] Rashid Shaheed - IR [DB] L'Jarius Sneed - IR [DB] Paulson Adebo - IR [RB] Christian McCaffrey - IR [LB] C.J. Mosley - IR [DL] Maxx Crosby - IR [DB] Sauce Gardner - IR
Red Rockets 🚀
kc0n

Outpatient

[WR] Chase Claypool - Q
  • Body Part: Toe
[QB] Derek Carr - Q
  • Body Part: Hand
  • Injury: Fracture
[RB] Justice Hill - Q
  • Body Part: Illness
[WR] Deebo Samuel - Q
  • Body Part: Ribs
[WR] Tyler Boyd - Q
  • Body Part: Foot
[WR] Darnell Mooney - Q
  • Body Part: Shoulder
[RB] J.K. Dobbins - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle
[LB] Lavonte David - Q
  • Body Part: Knee
[DB] Javon Bullard - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle

Infirmary

[RB] Elijah Mitchell - IR [DB] Jaquan Brisker - IR [WR] Brandon Aiyuk - IR [TE] Taysom Hill - IR [TE] Evan Engram - IR
NOT owned/operated by Jim
owenkelsey

Outpatient

[QB] Anthony Richardson - Q
  • Body Part: Back
  • Injury: Spasms

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Jermaine Johnson - IR [QB] Trevor Lawrence - IR [WR] Tank Dell - IR [RB] James Conner - IR
Squirtle Squad
smithjon

Outpatient

[TE] Cade Otton - Q
  • Body Part: Knee
[QB] Jalen Hurts - Q
  • Body Part: Concussion
[DL] Denico Autry - Q
  • Body Part: Knee

Infirmary

[WR] Rashee Rice - IR [WR] Stefon Diggs - IR [RB] Zack Moss - IR [QB] Dak Prescott - IR [LB] Bobby Okereke - IR [RB] Trey Benson - IR
preposterous perpetrators
MatticusFinch

Outpatient

[QB] Jameis Winston - Q
  • Body Part: Shoulder
[RB] Blake Corum - OUT
  • Body Part: Forearm
[RB] Isaac Guerendo - Q
  • Body Part: Knee
[WR] Quentin Johnston - Q
  • Body Part: Thigh
[DB] Tykee Smith - Q
  • Body Part: Personal

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Jaelan Phillips - IR [WR] Brenden Rice - IR [WR] Cedric Tillman - IR [RB] Jonathon Brooks - IR [WR] CeeDee Lamb - IR [RB] Jerome Ford - IR
Flying FuckFortress
RentonRager

Outpatient

[RB] Alvin Kamara - Q
  • Body Part: Groin
[DL] Chris Jones - Q
  • Body Part: Calf
  • Injury: Strain
[RB] Chase Brown - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Sprain
[WR] Joshua Palmer - Q
  • Body Part: Foot
[QB] Brock Purdy - Q
  • Body Part: Elbow
  • Injury: Bruise
[DL] Byron Murphy - Q
  • Body Part: Back
[RB] Will Shipley - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle

Infirmary

[DL] Christian Wilkins - IR [WR] Chris Godwin - IR [LB] Logan Wilson - IR [RB] Jordan Mason - IR [RB] Chuba Hubbard - IR
Blubber Buds
bananapanic

Outpatient

[RB] Isiah Pacheco - Q
  • Body Part: Ribs
[DB] Trent McDuffie - Q
  • Body Part: Knee
[DL] Quinnen Williams - Q
  • Body Part: Hamstring
[WR] A.J. Brown - Q
  • Body Part: Knee
[WR] Michael Wilson - Q
  • Body Part: Hamstring
[DB] Riq Woolen - Q
  • Body Part: Ribs

Infirmary

[LB] Jeremiah Owusu-Koramoah - IR [DL] Dexter Lawrence - IR [DB] Trevon Diggs - IR
High Steel Mecha-Kaiju
drixit1

Outpatient

[LB] Quay Walker - Q
  • Body Part: Ankle
[TE] Hunter Henry - Q
  • Body Part: Foot
[DB] Talanoa Hufanga - Q
  • Body Part: Concussion
[DB] Renardo Green - Q
  • Body Part: Groin

Infirmary

[DB] Jalen Pitre - IR [TE] Theo Johnson - IR [WR] Ja'Lynn Polk - IR