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  1. High Steel Mecha-Kaiju ( 29 )
  2. preposterous perpetrators ( 28 )
  3. Washington Sports Team ( 26 )
  4. NOT owned/operated by Jim ( 26 )
  5. Surrender Cobras ( 24 )
  6. Brandywine Bandits ( 22 )
  7. Squirtle Squad ( 21 )
  8. Blubber Buds ( 18 )
  9. Wiping LeFleur With You ( 18 )
  10. Dharma Initiative ( 15 )
  11. Red Rockets 🚀 ( 14 )
  12. Flying FuckFortress ( 10 )

Most Injured Teams

  1. High Steel Mecha-Kaiju ( 29 )
  2. preposterous perpetrators ( 28 )
  3. Washington Sports Team ( 26 )

Least Injured Teams

  1. Flying FuckFortress ( 10 )
  2. Red Rockets 🚀 ( 14 )
  3. Dharma Initiative ( 15 )

Seasonal Leaderboard

Surrender Cobras ( 24 )
blarggy

Outpatient

[RB] Kenny McIntosh - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
[RB] Cam Skattebo - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Surgery
[DL, LB] Jonathan Greenard - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Erick All - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Kendre Miller - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Rashod Bateman - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Personal

Infirmary

High Steel Mecha-Kaiju ( 29 )
drixit1

Outpatient

[DB, LB] Joshua Metellus - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Tucker Kraft - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] Azeez Al-Shaair - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Thumb
  • Injury: Surgery
[DL] Nnamdi Madubuike - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Neck
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Bucky Irving - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery

Infirmary

[DB] Talanoa Hufanga - IR ( 4 )
Flying FuckFortress ( 10 )
RentonRager

Outpatient

[WR] Joshua Palmer - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
[RB] Joe Mixon - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Foot
[WR] Troy Franklin - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Hamstring
[DB] Zyon McCollum - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Hip
[QB] Mac Jones - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed

Infirmary

Blubber Buds ( 18 )
bananapanic

Outpatient

[WR] Calvin Ridley - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Lower Leg
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] Brian Branch - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Achilles
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] Jihaad Campbell - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
[WR] Tetairoa McMillan - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Bradley Chubb - IR ( 4 )
Wiping LeFleur With You ( 18 )
BenMan217

Outpatient

[LB] Edgerrin Cooper - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
[RB] Najee Harris - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Achilles
[DL] Donovan Ezeiruaku - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Hip
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Zach Ertz - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] Denzel Ward - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Neck
[DB] Jaycee Horn - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Head

Infirmary

Brandywine Bandits ( 22 )
DanielWekellis

Outpatient

[WR] Tory Horton - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shin
  • Injury: Surgery
[QB] Daniel Jones - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Achilles
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] De'Von Achane - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
  • Injury: Surgery

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Micah Parsons - IR ( 7 )
Squirtle Squad ( 21 )
smithjon

Outpatient

[RB] Zach Charbonnet - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] Tatum Bethune - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Groin
  • Injury: Strain
[DB] Brandon Jones - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Pectoral
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Trey Benson - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - Meniscus
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Jake Tonges - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Foot
[WR] Rashee Rice - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Knee

Infirmary

preposterous perpetrators ( 28 )
MatticusFinch

Outpatient

[DL] Nick Bosa - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] T.J. Edwards - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Lower Leg
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Alec Pierce - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] Sam LaPorta - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Back
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Jerome Ford - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder
[RB] Isaac Guerendo - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Pectoral

Infirmary

[DL, LB] Jaelan Phillips - IR ( 4 )
Dharma Initiative ( 15 )
mrmrssmith2014

Outpatient

[WR] Malik Nabers - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[QB] Patrick Mahomes - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] DaRon Bland - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Foot
  • Injury: Surgery

Infirmary

Washington Sports Team ( 26 )
jordyshorty101

Outpatient

[DL] Kobie Turner - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
  • Injury: Cramps
[DL, LB] Nik Bonitto - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Wrist
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB, WR] Travis Hunter - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Surgery
[QB] Michael Penix - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[DL] Maxx Crosby - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee
  • Injury: Surgery
[DB] Kerby Joseph - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Knee
[TE] AJ Barner - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed

Infirmary

Red Rockets 🚀 ( 14 )
kc0n

Outpatient

[QB] Bo Nix - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Surgery
[WR] Tyreek Hill - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] Jacory Croskey-Merritt - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Undisclosed
[WR] Xavier Worthy - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Shoulder - Labrum

Infirmary

NOT owned/operated by Jim ( 26 )
owenkelsey

Outpatient

[WR] Darius Slayton - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Abdomen
[WR] Tank Dell - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL + MCL
  • Injury: Surgery
[LB] Carson Schwesinger - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
[RB] Quinshon Judkins - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Ankle
  • Injury: Surgery
[TE] George Kittle - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Achilles
  • Injury: Surgery
[DL] Mykel Williams - Q ( 5 )
  • Body Part: Knee - ACL
  • Injury: Surgery
[RB] James Conner - Q ( 2 )
  • Body Part: Foot

Infirmary